Because religion is laughable

If Jesus Died In A Car Accident

Funny If Jesus Died In A Car Accident Meme Picture
Funny If Jesus Died In A Car Accident Meme Picture
Christianity's fascination with the cross is understandable, given its central significance to the faith, but is still fairly macabre, much like the whole eating and drinking Jesus thing that the Catholics so enjoy in a literal fashion.

I think a wheel is a marvellous substitute for the cross, but what about a nice millstone instead?
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