Funny Jesus Carpenter Standards Religious Cartoon Picture - What the f*ck are you doing with those 7mm nails? That'll never hold! As a carpenter, Jesus has certain standards...The Jesus carpenter memes are some of my favourites, the best one being: "Christianity, celebrating the irony of a carpenter being nailed to a cross for two thousand years."
I wonder what sort of carpenter Jesus made? Was he perfect in that respect too? Did people flock from far and wide to have him fix their furniture? I bet Jesus could have launched a thriving business instead of deciding to bugger off into the wilderness for 40 days and returning a little deranged.
I bet Joseph was jealous.
God nailed his wife, and his adopted son.