Because religion is laughable

Jesus Carpenter Standards

Funny Jesus Carpenter Standards Religious Cartoon Picture
Funny Jesus Carpenter Standards Religious Cartoon Picture - What the f*ck are you doing with those 7mm nails? That'll never hold! As a carpenter, Jesus has certain standards...
The Jesus carpenter memes are some of my favourites, the best one being: "Christianity, celebrating the irony of a carpenter being nailed to a cross for two thousand years."

I wonder what sort of carpenter Jesus made?  Was he perfect in that respect too?  Did people flock from far and wide to have him fix their furniture?  I bet Jesus could have launched a thriving business instead of deciding to bugger off into the wilderness for 40 days and returning a little deranged.

I bet Joseph was jealous.

Again.

Poor Joseph.

God nailed his wife, and his adopted son.


Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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