Because religion is laughable

Jesus Late For Crucifixion

Funny Jesus Late For Crucifixion Meme Picture
Funny Jesus Late For Crucifixion Meme Picture
Do you think Jesus could have been late for the crucifixion?  He certainly tried to cancel the whole thing in the Garden of Gethsemane, to the point of sweating blood - not surprising, given that crucifixion is not a fun way to spend Easter.

But I wonder if he could really have changed his mind? What of God's predestined will?  What of this wondrous plan of salvation that had been prepared for us before the beginning of time?  Would he have tried to change his Own mind and spiralled into a recursive Hell?

I don't know, but I bet Judas would have been pleased to be let off the hook.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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