"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Jesus Late For Crucifixion

Funny Jesus Late For Crucifixion Meme Picture
Funny Jesus Late For Crucifixion Meme Picture
Do you think Jesus could have been late for the crucifixion?  He certainly tried to cancel the whole thing in the Garden of Gethsemane, to the point of sweating blood - not surprising, given that crucifixion is not a fun way to spend Easter.

But I wonder if he could really have changed his mind? What of God's predestined will?  What of this wondrous plan of salvation that had been prepared for us before the beginning of time?  Would he have tried to change his Own mind and spiralled into a recursive Hell?

I don't know, but I bet Judas would have been pleased to be let off the hook.