Because religion is laughable

Jesus Smoke on the Water Cartoon

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Funny Jesus Smoke on the Water Cartoon - Jesus! I thought I told you to quit smoking!  Make me.
I often wonder what Jesus got up to as a child, before he appeared on the preaching circuit.  Did he only get his powers at his baptism, or earlier?  Did he smite little Samuel for stealing his girl?  Did he even fancy girls?  My god, do you think he had the occasional tug??

No, because then he wouldn't have been the sinless, spotless lamb who takes away the sin of the world.

Jesus did not play with himself.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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