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"Have you found Jesus? Is he your personal Lord and Saviour? Do you have a relationship with Him?"
I always hated the use of relationship language in the context of Jesus and God. You can't have a relationship that is one-sided, where all communication returns unanswered, and you have to guess at the mysterious workings of the one you "love". I have a relationship with my wife. I love her. She loves me. We know this because we talk and care for each other in a practical way. Jesus is nothing like that.