Because religion is laughable

Is Heaven Heavenly?

Funny heaven religious cartoon - What's he got to smile about?

For those luckily enough to have heard about Jesus (i.e. the winners of the geographical and genetic lottery), Heaven awaits: a glorious place full of mansions and shit; a place where the Resurrected army of God will return to their King to worship, free of tears, suffering and evil; for all eternity.

But at what terrible cost?  Will we be able to choose?  Will there be any more of those tricksy trees to avoid?  Heaven forbid the whole experiment kicks off again!

That aside, it sounds like it would be a pretty perfect place, cosily nestled in Abraham's bosom, separated by an impassable chasm from Hell, the eternal home of the suffering wicked.

And the Righteous, now being devoid of tears and anguish, will presumably not give a damn (pun intended) about their unsaved loved ones; much like their "loving" Father.  

 I think I'd rather burn than be part of this charade.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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