Because religion is laughable

The Jesus Interviews - Salvation

Lawd Cheesy Crust

Interviewer:  Thank you for taking the time to talk to us.

Jesus: No probs.

Interviewer:  Today I'd like to discuss the question of salvation.  I mean, why was your sacrifice necessary?

Jesus: To save mankind from their sins.

Interviewer: But, couldn't you just have forgiven mankind?  Why did you have to die?

Jesus: That would have been unjust.  A life for a life.  The sinner deserves to die, so I, the perfect, sinless Lamb, chose to die once for all, that the sinner might justly be forgiven.

Interviewer: Unjust? Life for a life? But these are your rules?! Why not just change them?

Jesus: You know, I never thought about that...


Read further interviews with Lawd Cheesy Crust.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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