Because religion is laughable

The Jesus Interviews - Truth

Lawd Cheesy Crust


Interviewer:  Thank you for taking the time to talk to us.

Jesus: Sure thing, bud.

Interviewer:  Today I'd like to discuss the question of Truth.  I mean, how do I know that you are real?

Jesus: You can see me, right?

Interviewer: Yes, but what about those who can't see you?

Jesus: You could just tell them you saw me.  (He proceeds to magic a bunch of fake flowers from his sleeve.) And my miracles!

Interviewer: Wow, that is so cool, Lord, but, see, people are a bit skeptical.  Miracles don't normally happen, so if I start telling them about this guy I saw, who does the impossible, well, they'll lock me up for sure.

Jesus: Seriously?

Interviewer: Yes.

Jesus: Shit.  In my day people were a lot more gullible.

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Read further interviews with Lawd Cheesy Crust.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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