Richard Dawkins on Religion

What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding

Jesus, Help Me!

The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.

God prefers unbelievers

I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.

Thought and Prayers

Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.

Atheist Spiritual Safety Tip

What should you do if you find an atheist?
Funny religious spiritual safety tip - What should you do if you find an atheist?

Charles Bukowski Atheism Quote

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered.
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't really accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written.  We adjust to new conditions and discoveries.  We are pliable.  Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum.  I am my own god.  We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.  - Charles Bukowski

Secret Bible Code

"Sister Agnes?"

"Yes, Martha; what is it?"

"Today's reading, from Malachi.  I don't understand it."

The old nun approached the bench where Martha sat between two other students, and wedged herself in between the three.  She looked down at the weighty braille Bible Martha was reading.  "What don't you understand my dear?"

"Well," continued Martha.  "It seems to be a story all about the birth of Satan, the one that was prophesied about."

Alarmed, the elderly sister snatched the Bible from Martha and ran her leathery fingers over the little dots.  Then she burst out laughing, "Oh, you silly child. You are holding the book upside down."
Funny Braille Bible short joke story

A Matter of Chocolate

Funny short joke story picture - Was Jesus an alien?

The alien vessel landed with much pomp and hiss on St Peter's square in Rome.  A hatch opened and two little green men with dazzling smiles appeared.  They were promptly granted an audience with the Pope.

After a brief discussion about the weather, the Pope said, "I know this question may sound odd to you, but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"

"Jesus Christ?!" exclaimed the slightly taller of two aliens. "Of course we do! He visits our planet every two years or so. Awesome fellow!"

A hush descended on the audience chamber, and everyone watched the Pope, whose face had turned a rather odd purple.

"Every two years?" he shouted.  "We're still waiting for his second coming!"

"Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?" suggested the alien.

"Chocolate?" replied the Pope.  "What in heaven's name does chocolate have to do with it?"

"Well," said the alien.  "When he came to our planet, we gave him chocolate.  Why, what do you do?"
 Funny Jesus Pope Alien Joke