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Funny Truant Pastor Golf Joke

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The Reverend Smith was in no mood for leading Sunday service, so he called in sick and sneaked off instead to play golf.  It was a beautiful day and the course was empty, so the delighted pastor readied himself to tee off from the first hole.

"It's disgusting," said the angel Gabriel, as he and Jesus watched on.

"It certainly is," replied Jesus.

"Well aren't you going to smite him or something?"

"You know I don't do that - I have something better in mind," replied Jesus, and Gabriel watched, amazed, as the truant pastor proceeded to hit 18 holes in one.

"Lord, why did you do that?"

Jesus smiled. "So who's he going to tell?"