Because religion is laughable

Cross Jesus Cartoon

Funny Jesus Cross Joke Picture Cartoon
Funny Jesus Cross Joke Picture Cartoon - Oh, you just wait 70 years until my friends write this down, pass it around the Mediterranean for a few generations, predict my second coming at the apocalypse, and 2000 years later I float back as King of the world... You're gonna be so sorry dude!
In the last days, wrote the apostle Peter, Jesus will return blah blah blah, and he clearly believed these days were imminent.

Yet here we are, over 2000 years later, with still no sign of Jesus's return, apart from on the occasional appearance on a piece of toast.

Is it possible that Peter misunderstood?

After all, didn't Jesus also say he was the Bread of Life?