Because religion is laughable

How to avoid Door-to-Door Soulsmen?

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Funny Pacman Christian Evangelism Joke Cartoon Picture - sir! F**k off!  I just need a minute of your time. ACCEPT JESUS!  NO!!
Door to door evangelists are the bane of any peace-loving homebody.  "Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?" "Do you want to buy our magazine?" "Do you want to give me money?"

Here are several tried and tested approaches to dealing with this important issue.

Option 1 - Post a nice sign asking them not to.  Lying is permissible.

Option 2 - Implement physical deterrents

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Option 3 - Hide

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Option 4 - Engage them in polite conversation

"Christ, I told the escort agency I only wanted one! You go to the bedroom get undressed. You wait outside, and I’ll call them to sort it out!”

"I have one already.  It gave me piles."

Option 5 - Invite them in for lunch

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