Because religion is laughable

Jesus' Struggle With Obesity

Mary and baby Jesus and fries picture
Mary could just not refuse her baby's cries for fries.

Jesus loves hamburgers picture
Jesus grew to love hamburgers and could miracle them at will.

Jesus with McDonalds golden arches picture
Jesus agreed to McDonalds sponsorship to help support his habit.

Obese Jesus picture
The fast food took its toll, and Jesus became clinically obese.

Jesus asked his loving Father to provide him with a motorised scooter.

But in the end, a sadder, fatter Jesus died for your sins.