Because religion is laughable


Titanic picture
funny short joke

The old Jew lunged across the restaurant table and punched the Chinaman on the nose.

"What was that for?" shouted the Chinaman, clutching his bleeding nose.

"For Pearl Harbor, you son of a bitch."

"Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese, you idiot," protested the Chinaman. "I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese. Chinese," scoffed the Jew. "What's the difference?!"

The Chinaman then leaped up, knocking over the table, and hit the old Jew over the head with his dinner tray.  "Then that's for the Titanic!"

"The Titanic??" replied the Jew, puzzled. "But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

"Iceberg. Goldberg. What's the difference?!"