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Jew Jitsu

Funny Jewish joke picture

Two men visiting New York City for the first time come across two Jews wearing long black coats, wide-brimmed hats, with long beards and earlocks.

One man turns to the other and says, "What's that?"

The second man replies, "Hassidim."

 The first man responds, "I see them, too -- but, what are they?"


A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.  A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighbourly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.

The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this cr*p?”