Three Wise Women

Three wise women cartoon picture

What would have happened if Three Wise Women had gone to Bethlehem instead of Three Wise Men?  They would have:

  • asked for directions;
  • arrived on time;
  • helped deliver the baby; 
  • hired someone to clean the stable; 
  • made a brisket; and
  • brought practical gifts. 


And what would they have said to each other after they left?

  • "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing?"  
  • "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"  
  • "Virgin? I knew her in school!"  
  • "Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in there?"  
  • "I heard that Joseph doesn't have job."  
  • "And that donkey they are riding has seen better days!"  
  • "We'll just see how long it will take to get your brisket dish back."