Because religion is laughable

Christian Evangelism

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Go into all the world and preach the Gospel, the good news of Salvation!

I tried this, but found that in most cases people would ask you what all the fuss was about.  I realised that the key to being a good evangelist is to bring the problem and the cure.

For example,

"You're all sinners!"

"Oh, my God, really? Shit! What can I do?"

"Pray this prayer, sign here, and less of the bl*sphemy and sh*t going forward, please."