Because religion is laughable

Lord Help Us!

Taxi driver picture

A priest is taking a cab home from church after a long day of services. It's night and raining heavily. Suddenly the taxi hits a pothole. The driver mutters under his breath "Fuck!" Seconds later, they hit another pothole and the driver says "Shit!"

The priest finally has enough, "Son, don't use these words, they anger our Good Lord. Why not say instead, 'Lord help us'?"

The cabbie reluctantly agrees. As they drive on, they hit a really big pothole and the entire wheel falls off and starts rolling down the road! The cabbie, remembering the priest's words, says "Lord help us!" Suddenly, the wheel stops, rolls back, and snaps back on!

"What the fuck?" says the priest.

Funny short religious joke