Because religion is laughable

Your own personal Jesus

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"Have you found Jesus? Is he your personal Lord and Saviour?  Do you have a relationship with Him?"

I always hated the use of relationship language in the context of Jesus and God.  You can't have a relationship that is one-sided, where all communication returns unanswered, and you have to guess at the mysterious workings of the one you "love".   I have a relationship with my wife.  I love her. She loves me.  We know this because we talk and care for each other in a practical way. Jesus is nothing like that.

It's a characteristic of non-existence.