Because religion is laughable

Is Heaven Heavenly?

Funny heaven religious cartoon - What's he got to smile about?

For those luckily enough to have heard about Jesus (i.e. the winners of the geographical and genetic lottery), Heaven awaits: a glorious place full of mansions and shit; a place where the Resurrected army of God will return to their King to worship, free of tears, suffering and evil; for all eternity.

But at what terrible cost?  Will we be able to choose?  Will there be any more of those tricksy trees to avoid?  Heaven forbid the whole experiment kicks off again!

That aside, it sounds like it would be a pretty perfect place, cosily nestled in Abraham's bosom, separated by an impassable chasm from Hell, the eternal home of the suffering wicked.

And the Righteous, now being devoid of tears and anguish, will presumably not give a damn (pun intended) about their unsaved loved ones; much like their "loving" Father.

 I think I'd rather burn than be part of this charade.